Beach wedding!

As you can see,I'm super free.LOL..so I kinda find some rather odd stuff to do during my free time.So yea,as random as I get i was just sitting down brooding over the future.Then suddenly I went too much to the future and I was seeing myself getting married.(yea i know,gila random kan :p)

So I'm this very practical guy haha,so i started listing down all my expenses for the wedding and I realised,INDIAN weddings are just freakin expensiveee!! and to top it off,it's really loooonggg hours at the altar with about a million of rituals.( I wonder,do they have enough energy in them for the first night ? :p) Well i'm not that well versed on how other weddings take place,so It's wrong for me to say anythin against any of it.And in addition to that,I'm not insulting the indian tradition for their several hours wedding,I'm sure there's some explanation behind each ritual as they usually do.But if there's a loophole which I can identify in the culture where I can forgo the long ritual,I'll definitely do it.hahaa

So as I noticed,the indian weddings were super expensive,i decided to cut cost and make it a little more interesting.I decided on a beach wedding where I'll limit the attendance to the individuals who I want to be there.Well definitely not in PD,haha,The sight of polluted beaches definitely is a turn off.So maybe in the carribeans or the maldives or somethin :p And to top it off,for the first time a wedding i would attend where you don't see a sea of fat aunties in sarees :p

As i was busy planning out,somethin hit me.My mum,i forgot about her.What would she say?

So i mustered up all my courage,and I asked about it.

The Dialog

Hemaraj:Amma,don't you feel that the indian weddings are rather long winded?

Amma:Yea it is,it's quite tiring too.

Hemaraj:Since its so tiring,WHYY don't we do somethin different?

Amma:Different? Like what? Gettin married naked?

Hemaraj:hahaha,Well that definitely would be a first.And don't you think its expensive?

Amma:Yeaa,even last time....bla bla bla (on how much her wedding cost and all and some super long stories)

Hemaraj:So I was thinkinggg.....maybeee......I could.....Have a beach wedding instead! ( in like one breath)

Amma:(IN TAMIL) I'll whack you with my slipper. :P

Hemaraj:But whyyy? A beach wedding would be so cooool! I want I want I want..

Amma:CANNOT,what would the elders say and all?

Hemaraj:That i'm the coolest guy ever?? I'll bring an indian priest along if you want one

Amma:What about all the sacred fire and all?

Hemaraj:Aiyooooo...Don't want to get married la like that means....or kahwin lari la :p

How random can i get :p So yea thats about it.After that suddenly i realised I'm close to 9-10 years away from getting married..hahaha..SO i guess i have a lot more time to decide and to brain wash my mum tooo...

How would i get married if I got married to muslim? I was thinkin muslim style and indian style..Two weddings...Acceptable ah? Won't JAIS ppl come after me or somethin?
And is it compulsory for me to convert?? I need a loophole for that too :p

All viable options should be looked into before deciding.. :-)